Ahem, Humans, the Wonder Twins want to go outside now!
Please do your job and OPEN THE DOOR.
—Finnegan and Luna
Ahem
Hanging Out
Lily and I like hanging out on my marvelous Sleeping Cloud…
…but sometimes it’s nice to have a bit of variety by picking out a different cushy spot.
—Sunny and Lily
Official Team Photo
Not all the Guard Dogs can be facing the same direction in our official team photo.
That is because we must monitor both the interior and exterior of the Homestead.
—Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena
Blanket
It’s my job to serve as Human Daddy’s blanket.
He might get cold if I didn’t!
—Xena
Social Distancing
We Cats enjoy feasting together but not too close together.
Social Distancing remains the norm in our household.
—Lily, et al
Spreadsheet Days
Spreadsheet days are my favorite days as Human Mommy’s long-suffering Cat Manager.
Human Mommy is less hopeless in Excel than she is in most aspects of her job, and Spreadsheets demand much less irritating, clickety-clackety typing that can disrupt my supervisory snoozes.
—Amber
Meatloaf
Smell that, Cosmo? That smells like Human Daddy’s award winning meatloaf!
Sure does, Sunny. I hope the Humans share with us.
It would be mighty stingy if they don’t!
—Sunny and Cosmo
Meatloaf
Smell that, Cosmo? That smells like Human Daddy’s award winning meatloaf!
Sure does, Sunny. I hope the Humans share with us.
It would be mighty stingy if they don’t!
—Sunny and Cosmo
Surround Sound
Human Mommy has decided that it’s warm enough to open the preferred upstairs window.
Finally! Bird TV is so much better with surround sound.
—Finnegan and Lily
Sandwich
Sandwich? You’ve got SANDWICH!
Oh please, Human Daddy, be a sport and GIMME SOME!
—Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 