Month: April 2024

What’s that, Human Daddy?

Human Mommy won’t be home until next week?!

Tell her to expect arctic tail upon her return.

—Darth Vader

Good program choice, Humans.

Kind of slow moving, but still good.

—Xena

Here we are, two handsome gentleman…

…lounging in the fresh Spring breeze.

—Darth Vader and Cosmo

Looks like Grammy Cat and Grampaw served you a thick, juicy steak upon your arrival.

You know who else likes steak?

Me! I LOVE steak and I’m really struggling to understand why I wasn’t invited to partake of this fabulous feast.

—Cosmo

Sometimes a nap curl is so perfectly executed…

…that it demands a photo.

—Amber

I have heard an ugly rumor, Human Mommy, that you will be abandoning us for an unauthorized visit to Grammy Cat and Grampaw.

Explain yourself.

—Amber

Sunday is a great day for a snooze.

When prepping for your Sunday snooze, be sure to prop one of your floppy ears open to catch any sounds from the kitchen.

Sunday is a great day for brunch, too.

—Cosmo

It is finally sunbathing weather.

I am going to savor every moment.

—Stella

Human Mommy sometimes tries to give herself a manicure, but she never gets her claws sharp enough.

She should trade her Emory board for a tree.

—Lily

Lunch happens some days.

Today was not one of those days.

—Cosmo