Month: May 2024

Liquefaction process initiated.

Kindly do not disturb the melt.

—Luna

I see we are dining al fresco tonight, Human Daddy.

You know what makes food taste even better than fresh, balmy, late spring air?

Sharing with your beloved, starving Hound.

—Cosmo

I see you are distributing peanuts to the squirrels and birdies.

Where is my midafternoon snack?

—Darth Vader

Did you say or think the word “snacks” OR are you thinking about snacks now because we mentioned them?

Please, continue this train of thought.

We are in favor of snacks.

—Darth Vader and Cosmo

Humans enjoy strolling. That is not what I am doing.

I am prowling.

—Darth Vader

Day 5 of Human Mommy rearranging the office space and of our beloved Sleeping Cloud waiting in the laundry queue.

We are truly roughing it.

—Sunny and Stella

Do you ever collapse because your calorie consumption is totally insufficient…

…because your Humans never give you enough to eat?!

—Cosmo

Toasty fire, comfortable chin rest, entertaining TV show…

…I’ve got it made!

—Sunny

In a well managed office…

…employees are always under close supervision.

—Amber

Humans have absolutely no idea how to clean themselves properly.

Sometimes, you have to lick your Humans, both to demonstrate proper cleaning techniques and to achieve even a modicum of hygiene.

—Darth Vader