Month: June 2024

On rainy days, the wise House Panther surveys his front jungle…

…from the dry indoors.

—Darth Vader

Like most Cats, I adore the heat, but the humidity is getting to be a bit much.

Kindly switch on the outdoor dehumidifier, Human Mommy.

—Amber

Behold your magnificent House Panther!

Okay, enough beholding and photo snapping.

Make yourself useful by fetching me a tribute of Temptations and chilled cream.

—Darth Vader

People sometimes tell me that I don’t “look” like I’m starving.

But just look at our minuscule meal portions! All four of those wouldn’t sustain me, let alone just one.

—Cosmo

Oh, blessed AC! You make the summer months, if not entirely comfortable…

…at least survivable.

—Cosmo and Sunny

You know it’s too hot when the even the Wonder Twins…

…prefer a snooze in the AC over their usual outdoor adventures.

—Finnegan and Luna

It’s best to make reservations for your daily Tummy Rubs, especially during peak hours.

Otherwise, you may have to wait in line for a super long time.

—Sunny

Given the extreme heat, I would’ve preferred a chilled bottle of Purrnot Grigio…

…but I suppose I can make do with a Meowlot.

—Amber

Oh, the heat! I give up!

Only a Tummy Rub with a pair of cool hands could possibly revive me.

—Sunny

Thank Cat it’s Friday! Do something fun to celebrate, like claiming a perfectly sized Amazon.

The fact that Finnegan really wants the box makes it even better!

—Luna