Is your Human Employee making too many typos or maybe messing up her assigned spreadsheets?
Accuracy is important. As the Cat Manager, you have to intervene, preferably by sitting on top of the laptop to prevent additional mistakes.
—Amber
Despite the beloved AC, Darth Vader and I have melted.
I sure hope Darth doesn’t drip on me.
—Sunny
When there’s a heat dome, it’s important to take safety precautions to avoid melting.
Splooting in front of the AC window unit works well…
…so long as you remember to rotate your Sploot regularly to maximize coolness.
—Sunny
It’s much too hot to clomp on the treadmill, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you try loafing instead?
—Lily
I wanted to catch Human Daddy a nice Squirrel to celebrate his special day, but Human Mommy told me Human Daddy actually doesn’t like gifts of freshly killed rodents.
Who knew, right?
So instead I’m giving Human Daddy a Father’s Day cuddle.
I hope he can feel my heart through my fur so that he knows he’s the best father ever.
—Cosmo
Yes, I know, I’ve got legs for days.
Kindly stop objectifying me and fetch me some treats.
—Darth Vader
TDIF (Thank Dog it’s Friday)!
There’s no better way to celebrate than with a romantic date on the Sleeping Cloud.
—Sunny and Stella
No, Human Mommy, you can’t start your clompety, huffy-puffy workout.
Don’t you see I’m midway through my treadmill program?
—Lily
Hiya! My name is Frieda. I just moved in with my big brother Fritz next to Grammy Cat’s house.
I also just acquired a bright pink unicorn, picked out by Xena and sent to me by her Human Mommy.
I really like my new unicorn and I’m going to play with it very gently, even though Xena tells me that the most fun game with stuffies involves finding their squeakers and removing them.
—Frieda, Guest Contributor
Don’t be jealous, Sunny! You’re my all around favorite Chin Rest.
But sometimes I need the neck stretch only Cosmo can provide.
—Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 