Month: June 2024

All naps are lovely…

…but a late spring nap with the scent of fresh, young lavender may be the loveliest of all.

—Luna

Think we’ll be getting a lovely Sunday brunch today, Cosmo?

Given the late hour, I think we’ve missed the brunch window, Sunny. I did see Human Daddy bringing in charcoal, though, and you know that means Grilled Meat!

—Sunny and Cosmo

Who dares barge into the Private Members Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch?

Oh, it’s you, Human Mommy. Do make yourself useful by fetching me some refreshments.

—Darth Vader

It’s good that the windows are open so that I can clearly smell the meat Human Daddy is grilling.

It’s bad that the windows are open because that means the beloved AC can’t be on and without the AC, I’m going to melt, most likely before I get even a nibble of that good smelling meat.

—Cosmo

Sure, I could sunbathe on the stone path…

But why not maximize my comfort by using this perfectly sized carpet that happens to match my golden coat.?

—Sunny

Dinner smells mighty good!

Surely the Humans won’t mind if I help myself to a nibble.

—Xena

Today is National Hug Your Cat Day.

Fortunately, Human Mommy is on it.

—Darth Vader

Please stop disturbing us, Human Mommy!

This is MY time with Human Daddy.

—Xena

Nothing to see here, Humans. Just two Apex Predators engaging in a territorial dispute.

I’m winning, of course.

—Luna

Yes, I know I’m magnificent.

It still pleases me to hear you say it, especially when you back up your words of admiration with a fitting tribute of Temptations.

—Darth Vader