Month: July 2024

Will the summer ever end?

It’s just too Doggone hot for us Doggoes!

—Cosmo and Stella

I see you are attempting to give yourself a manicure, Human Mommy.

In my extensive experience, furnitures works much better than emery boards to shape one’s claws.

But you do you.

—Amber

No, Humans, I am not lazing.

I am mindfully luxuriating.

You’d understand the difference if you were a cat.

—Darth Vader

All naps are nice but solo naps on the biggest bed in the house…

…are particularly lovely.

—Luna

Whatever you do, Human Mommy, do not shut my window so that you can turn on the AC.

You shut my window.

There will be repercussions.

—Luna

Did I overindulge in Meowlot during Friday Happy Hour?

Maybe…

Was it worth it?

Absolutely.

—Lily

Why are you wasting time by taking photos…

…instead of doing your job and dispersing my morning Temptations?!

—Darth Vader

Know what goes well with binge watching TV, Human Mommy?

Snacks! Trust me, snacks will make this DIY show WAY better.

—Cosmo

Birdie TV is stuck on reruns today.

I sure hope Human Daddy puts out birdseed soon so I get some fresh content.

—Amber

Did your Human Mommy do a poor job of peddling today?

As her personal trainer, it’s your job to review her lackluster performance in detail and provide strongly worded suggestions for improvement..

—Amber