Month: July 2024

I am inside but I want to be outside and I even have my Exit Visa Collar firmly attached to my pretty neck.

So why aren’t you taking the hint, Humans, and OPENING THE DOOR?!

— Luna

As Human Mommy’s personal trainer, I always encourage her to jog longer.

It’s not that I think it will make her faster. I don’t.

It’s because the longer she jogs, the warmer the tread becomes for my early afternoon nap.

—Amber

Friday is a great day…

…to let it all hang out.

—Lily

I know you can see the time on your cell phone, Human Daddy…

…but you please allow me to remind you that dinner time is nigh.

—Cosmo

Binge watching is fun to do on your own…

…but it’s even more fun to catch your favorite Squirrel and Birdie shows with a fellow fan.

—Xena

It is once again much too hot and lunch happened an eternity ago.

Thank Dog for Tuesday Tummy Rubs at least.

—Cosmo

Even though I’m a Cat and this bottle of Meowlot is Cat-sized but I have to agree with Cosmo.

Bigger is always better, particularly when it comes to day ‘Nipping.

Wish Human Mommy had sprung for a magnum.

—Finnegan

Your workout can wait, Human Mommy.

I require a nap right now.

—Luna

Lily’s right, a nice Meowlot makes for a pleasant end to a tough week.

Still, this is a teeny, tiny, Meowie-sized bottle.

Wish Human Mommy had sprung for a magnum.

—Cosmo

If you don’t pass out on top of a bottle of Meowlot…

…did Happy Hour even happen?

—Lily