Month: July 2024

Go ahead, Human Mommy, rub my Tummy!

I promise I won’t make you bleed…

…much.

—Luna

What do you mean we can’t go outside because we need our collars and you can’t remember where you decollared us?

Locate our Exit Collars immediately and LET US OUT!

—Luna and Finnegan

Oh, I love me some Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Thank you kindly, Human Daddy!

—Cosmo

It’s too hot to use the fuzzy Cat bed right now…

…but I’m reserving it for later in case I change my mind.

—Amber

When Amber takes a day off from training Human Mommy, I take over.

Pump those legs, Human Mommy! You’ll never catch a Squirrel at that pace.

—Stella

When it’s dangerously hot outside, it is de riguer to meow your protest to your unjustified confinement indoors.

After that, nothing beats a refreshing snooze in front of the AC.

—Luna

Stella often uses me as her Chin Rest and sometimes offers to serve as mine to return the favor.

If I tell Stella she’s too big for this, I’m afraid I’ll hurt her feelings.

—Sunny

Happy 4th of July, Humans!

Please do us Doggoes a favor and keep the scary booms, bangs, and pops to a minimum.

—Xena

I can’t say that I enjoy the noisiness of Human Mommy’s huffety-puffety-clompety workout routine…

…but it does have the advantage of preheating my Tummy warmer.

—Amber

Can’t believe the guys are sleeping through this riveting episode of Birdie TV!

I sure hope Uncle Darth doesn’t demand a full plot recap when he awakens.

—Lily