Month: August 2024

Looks like the Humans are having a movie night.

I really, really hope that means popcorn.

—Cosmo

Like Sunny, I have grown concerned about Lily’s day-‘Nipping, so I have done what any good mother would.

I have confiscated her stash for myself.

—Amber

Sometimes Human Managers struggle to establish authority over their employees.

Perhaps they should just sit on their subordinates’ laptops as we Cat Managers do.

—Amber

I’ve noticed that Lily has been hitting the ‘Nip pretty hard recently.

I’d stage an intervention, but I don’t want to be rude.

—Sunny

Most often my ears flop forward, but sometimes they flop back.

It’s hard to predict.

—Cosmo

I see you’re back from your unauthorized trip, Human Mommy.

While the Woofies may throw you a ticker tape parade of slobbery, waggy, wiggly joy, we Cats are less forgiving.

Treats may help to buy our forgiveness.

Eventually.

—Luna

Trigger Warning: If you’re not in the market for a kitten, skip this post, as it is likely to trigger a profound desire for a new kitty.

My name is Gump and I’m an itsy-bitsy Kitty…

…with BIG plans…

…for world domination.

—Gump, Guest Contributor

Note 1: Gump is NOT a new member of the 7 Cats pride—Human Mommy met him on a trip out to visit Grammy Cat and Grampaw.

Note 2: Human Mommy now deeply desires a new Kitten, even though 3 Dogs, 5 Cats, and one Human are dead set against the idea.

Note 3: Xena thinks a new baby Meoowie like Gump would be a lot of fun.

Give it here, Human Daddy!

Put that delicious morsel in my open mouth!

—Cosmo

I am a loaf, a Black Panther Loaf.

I am the darkest, densest loaf there is.

—Darth Vader

It’s important not to let yourself get into a rut.

For example, although I usually perform my all important midafternoon nap on the bed upstairs, sometimes I switch it up by joining Uncle Darth in the bay window.

—Luna