Nothing beats the warmth of a crackly fire…
…on your glossy, velveteen coat.
—Stella
Nothing Better
Posing
Ahem, Human Mommy! I’m obviously posing over here. Do your job and snap my picture.
Also, grab some snacks.
Professional photo shoots are always catered.
—Cosmo
Schedule
Your less competent employees may be confused by the office schedule, even though it rarely changes.
As their Cat Manager, you must remind them firmly that now is supervisory nap-on-the-tummy-warmer time and NOT clickety-clackety typing time.
—Amber
Stay Still
Human Mommy could move her legs right now, but she really shouldn’t, since her legs are serving as a comfortable bolster for both Luna and Stella.
Knowing when to stay still is a sign of wisdom.
—Sunny
Gazebo
Human Daddy built us a beautiful, screened gazebo in the back garden, but then he closed the door, locking us out.
Why, Human Daddy? We promise we won’t get the new gazebo carpet very muddy.
—Cosmo and Xena
Sunday
I’m having a pleasant Sunday snuggled up in a sun puddle.
I hope you’re having a pleasant Sunday, too!
—Sunny
Do Something
It is getting quite chilly out, but this behemoth of an AC is still obstructing my favorite Birdie TV screen.
I trust you are going to do something to rectify this situation soon, Humans.
—Amber
Tick-tock
Tick-tock, Human Mommy!
It is that most important month of the year again…
…yet I have not seen you undertake any preparations for my Official 2024 Halloween Portrait!
—Darth Vader
Handsome
Well, yes, we are two very handsome fellows, Human Mommy!
Can you think of another adjective that starts with H that applies to us?
Hungry! We are two handsome, HUNGRY fellows!
—Cosmo and Sunny
Problem
No, I don’t have a problem with the ‘Nip, regardless of what the other Cats and my Woofie friend Sunny may say.
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a mid-day snooze atop a bottle of Meowlot.
—Lily
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