Oh, look, a comfy new Cat Bed has materialized!
It is mine, all mine…

…until one of the Elder Cats claims it, or until pretty Luna issues a challenge.
—Finnegan
Oh, look, a comfy new Cat Bed has materialized!
It is mine, all mine…

…until one of the Elder Cats claims it, or until pretty Luna issues a challenge.
—Finnegan
Yes, Humans, my Tortie Empress Ancestress and I are watching you…

…and yes, we are judging you.
—Amber and her ancestress, Holly Cat Golightly
Happy Thanksgiving, Humans, or as we Dogs call it, Big Bird Day.

Please don’t forget the spirit of this beloved holiday, which is sharing, specifically sharing with your dear Dogs.
—Cosmo and Xena
Oh, Human Mommy, it’s almost 5:00 pm, and Lily said I could partake of her Meowlot.

She’s completely focused on the Meowjolais Nouveau right now anyway.
—Cosmo
As the Elder Cat, the soft, fluffy Sleeping Cloud belongs to me, as do the buttery rays of light warming my fur, as does the sun from whence they come.

As the Elder Cat, all is mine.
—Darth Vader
It pays to be a gentleman.

Only nice guys can hope to curl up tail to tail with the prettiest Girl Kitty in the world.
—Finnegan
As a gentleman, I always let Luna partake of kibble before I dig in, even if I arrive at the bowl first.

That doesn’t mean I don’t hover.
—Finnegan
Sunny is not only the perfect chin rest.

He also makes for a most excellent cheek rest.
—Stella
Is your Human Daddy not paying sufficient attention to you?

Try tapping him gently on his back and, if that fails, try some playful nips, insistent barks, and possibly a howl inspired by your Wolf cousins.
—Xena
I am a loaf, a perfect loaf.

A better loaf has never nor ever will exist.
I loaf and I am Loaf.
—Lily