Month: December 2024

Hello there, cellphone-wielding visitor to my house.

I’m assuming you will be wanting multiple photos of my magnificence.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

I respect Xena’s opinion on Human Daddy’s chest…

…but I personally think Human Mommy’s lap makes for the best lounging/napping spot.

—Sunny

The absolute best spot in the house for napping is Human Daddy’s chest…

…and I’ve got it for as long as I want!

—Xena

Solo snoozes are nice…

…but communal snoozes are much more sociable.

—Darth Vader and Finnegan

I am a loaf. A loaf who does not want to have her picture taken right now.

So why, Human Mommy, are you pointing your cell phone at me?!

—Lily

Meowy Catsmas to you and yours!

(But of course we Cats are posting our 2024 holiday greetings. Unlike the Woofies, we simply waited until the Humans captured the perfect photo.)

Merry Purrs, Finnegan, Luna, Lily, Amber, and Darth Vader

Woofy Dogmas to you and yours!

(The Meowies also wish you a Meowy Catsmas, but unlike us good Doggoes, none of the Meowies could be convinced to pose in front of the Dogsmas/Catsmas tree this year.)

Jolly Woofs and Wags, Xena, Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny

Merry Purrs, Darth Vader, Amber, Lily, Finnegan, and Luna

Oh, snow, glorious snow!

I don’t want to get my hopes up, but I’d love nothing more than a White Dogsmas.

— Cosmo

Wondering what dinner will be…

…and, more importantly, when it will be.

—Cosmo

While napping off the holiday ‘Nip, I have created a new punctuation mark, a combination of a comma and a period.

Full stop if there’s nothing interesting going on, a pause to consider if there’s more ‘Nip on offer.

—Darth Vader