Month: December 2024

Yay, it’s Saturday!

Do something fun like binging your favorite Squirrel TV shows or receiving Tummy rubs!

—Sunny

Not, I’m not sulking in my grey cubby because I’m depressed. I’m here because I’m bored.

It’s hard to practice ornithology when it’s so cold outside and when so many of your feathered friends have migrated to warmer climes.

—Luna

No, Human Mommy, you most certainly don’t need the laptop right now.

Your Cat Manager, however, does need her Tummy Warmer.

—Amber

Is it possible to give and receive too many kisses?

We certainly don’t think so!

—Cosmo and Xena

My Catsmas tree is up and it is most pleasing to me.

My puffy collar is still on and it is much less pleasing to me.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Great Ornithologists understand that you sometimes need to go UP…

…to get the best view of the Birdies.

—Luna

Our compliments to the chef!

You sure know how to open a can of tuna like a pro, Human Daddy!

—Darth Vader, et al

Move, Little Xena! I want to binge-watch my Birdie shows from the bay window cushion.

But Auntie Amber, Human Daddy just threw out peanuts and my Squirrel show is getting good.

Can’t I stay a bit longer?

—Amber and Xena

My beloved Sleeping Cloud is capacious enough to accommodate the whole Pack…

…so long as we Tetris ourselves.

—Sunny

Occasionally, the printer wakes up and starts vomiting paper, which is both bad for the environment and quite noisy.

I have therefore assigned myself as its guard.

No printing will occur on my watch.

—Luna