Month: February 2025

A spot of binge-watching, with a nice, crackly fire…

….make for a most cozy evening.

—Darth Vader

Worried that your Humans will disturb your all-important, celebratory Friday nap?

Unsheathe a set of daggers to serve as a deterrent.

—Darth Vader

Usually, I choose a cozy cave for my midday lounge session, but sometimes I prefer the tippy-top of the pretty, pastel Cat tree.

It’s important to have options.

—Luna

Every Guard Cat has their own security routine. Mine is remaining alert and vigilant to all activity within and without the homestead.

Uncle Darth’s is napping.

—Luna

My body loafs while my tail undulates.

I am multitasking.

—Darth Vader

Yes, Human Mommy, I see that you’re working.

The problem is that you’re not working hard enough.

Do better.

—Lily

Can you lend me some cash, Human Mommy?

I spent all I had on Bully Bites and now I don’t have enough to pay the Stair Toll.

—Xena

I’m feeling unusually hopeful today.

Hopeful that lunch will happen.

—Cosmo

Sometimes, when you gaze at the Void, the Void gazes back…

…and demands treats.

—Darth Vader