It is best for Cat Managers to avoid quarreling in front of their Human Employees…
…but sometimes disputes are unavoidable, like when the Assistant Cat Manager refuses to relinquish the Supervisory Basket to the Senior Cat Manager.
—Darth Vader
A two-headed Cat produces twice the purrs…
…and demands twice the treats.
—Twyla and Roland, Guest Contributors
It’s a bit chilly outside…
…but, fortunately, I’m feeling ever so cozy.
—Xena
Sunny’s up high in Human Daddy’s arms and I’m below on the cold, hard floor.
I don’t understand how the world’s gone so topsy-turvy!
—Xena
I’m workshopping a new tail curl.
Hopefully, it will be ready for the 2025 spring/summer season.
—Darth Vader
It’s nice of the Humans to provide us Cats with multiple salad bars.
I just wish they’d think to place the veg within easier reach.
—Luna
After a pleasantly filling meal…
…nothing feels better than a good, long snooze.
—Sunny and Cosmo
You know it’s a good cuddle when…
…it’s unclear where you end and your cuddle buddy begins.
—Cosmo and Stella
It’s a sunny day, Birdies are chirping, and I’m just settling in for a marathon snooze session in one of my favorite baskets.
Things could be worse.
—Lily
Sometimes a single Guard Dog suffices…
…but other times, the situation demands a pair of ferocious, highly trained Canines.
—Xena and Sunny
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