Tariffs

Humans, have you considered the impact of tariffs on our essential household expenditures?

A black cat sits on an outdoor couch with orange pillows and looks at his humans accusingly.

I trust you have planned accordingly and are stocking up on Temptations, as well as procuring my Halloween accoutrements, including ravens, ghosts, bats, sundry witches’ hats, and perhaps some decorative cobwebs.

Also, plant a pumpkin patch. I hear gourd prices could go through the roof.

—Darth Vader

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