Month: May 2025

Sometimes I feel like the Humans don’t give me enough credit for all the housework I do, like licking clean their dinner plates.

Seriously, they don’t even need a dishwasher when I’m through!

—Cosmo

After frolicking on the fresh, spring lawn…

…nothing feels better than a well-deserved snooze.

—Xena and Cosmo

Humans, have you considered the impact of tariffs on our essential household expenditures?

I trust you have planned accordingly and are stocking up on Temptations, as well as procuring my Halloween accoutrements, including ravens, ghosts, bats, sundry witches’ hats, and perhaps some decorative cobwebs.

Also, plant a pumpkin patch. I hear gourd prices could go through the roof.

—Darth Vader

Darth Vader takes his napping poses very seriously.

I’d never say it to his face, but sometimes it feels like he’s showboating.

—Sunny

I see we’re having pizza for dinner, Humans.

Anybody want to hook up a Dog with a crust or a slice or maybe even a whole pie?

—Cosmo

Human Mommy says I’m the face of relaxation.

She’s right. I am.

—Stella

I love when my BFF Luna squishes up against me.

It doesn’t happen often, so it’s very special when it does.

—Xena

I am here in the kitchen, Human Mommy, and so are you.

There’s only one question…

Where are my Temptations?!

—Darth Vader

Human Mommy was a bit put out because she thought the armrests on our new couch and loveseat were larger than they appeared in the photo.

Personally, though, I think the armrests are the perfect size.

—Sunny

The Humans got me a new loveseat…

…and I just love it.

—Cosmo