Month: July 2025

For reasons known only to himself, Human Daddy sometimes likes to put his caps on my head.

I wish he’d stop doing this. I’m so embarrassed in front of the Baby Meowie.

—Cosmo

It’s happening again, Humans.

Do something now!

—Darth Vader

It has recently come to my attention that I’m in charge of everything, both at home and at work.

So of course I am occupying the fancy office chair.

Human Mommy, you can find a spot on the floor.

—Apollo

I hope I’m imagining it, but the furs on the back of my neck are standing straight up.

I think I’m being stalked.

—Cosmo

I don’t often serve as a Woofie Chin Rest, but sometimes I make an exception.

Stella is my favorite Woofie and she’s also my Co-Void.

—Darth Vader

The Big Cats tell me that a healthy diet and plenty of exercise aren’t enough to grow up big and strong.

I’ve also got to stretch regularly.

They’re definitely right! I’ve gotten at least half an inch longer since I started.

—Apollo

Yes, I know…

…I have enviable extension.

—Darth Vader

Pack, as we’ve all learned, Baby Meowies are exhausting and I have it on good authority that the sky is going to be booming tonight.

We need to catch a snooze while we can.

—Cosmo

If I’m not supposed to lounge on your laptop, Human Mommy…

…why’s it so warm and comfy?

—Apollo

I do hope I grow up to be just like Big Sis Luna! She’s big and strong and beautiful and ever so lethal.

My big sis is a most magnificent Feline.

Hopefully, someday soon, she’ll stop hissing at me so much.

—Apollo