I sprained my right front paw and the Humans have sent me to the Private Members-Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, to recuperate.
The Humans believe that there are fewer opportunities for mischief in the Club, but I’m sure I’ll come up with something.
—Apollo
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Now Apollo listen to the Humans and you’ll be better in no time and FASTER
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Faster than I was before my ouchie? I was really fast before, but it would be great to be even FASTER! Purrs, Apollo
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Don’t worry Apollo you’ll be a lot more faster when your ouchie heals… a lot faster so much faster they’ll never see you coming MOL, LOL 😂 😻😻🥰
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Oooh! I can’t wait. I’ll be a regular SPEEDSTER! Purrs, Apollo
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Me either I hope you gent bouncing & pouncing again soon
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have a good yawn for Washe 😸
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Thank you, Washe! Purrs, Apollo
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Apollo, your paws are your biggest asset for getting around and getting what you want. Please heal fast so you will be 100% full kitten strength again. -Tony
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Oh, I hope I heal up fast! No idea who’s going to take up my bouncing and pouncing duties while I’m out of service. There’ll probably be a backlog waiting for me. Purrs, Apollo
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Hope you’re back to full romping speed soon
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Me too! Recuperation is kind of boring. Purrs, Apollo
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Oh no, little Apollo! How did you do that? Hope it gets better soon! In the meantime, take advantage of all the extra attention! 🐱🐼
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No idea how my ouchie happened! The Humans tell me that it’s most likely due to excessive bouncing and pouncing, but that surely can’t be right. Purrs, Apollo
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I’m sure you will, Apollo. Purr your paw back to health.
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Perhaps a spot of medical ‘Nip would help, too. Purrs, Apollo
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Oh no! How did he do that? Too much mischief?
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The Humans believe that I must have injured myself due to a hard landing after a vigorous bounce. This is, of course, pure nonsense as I always stick my landings. Purrs, Apollo
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So … a gadding-about injury? 😳
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