The Crime: Aggravated Laceration of Human Forehead during Rambunctious Round of Zoomies/Tail Chase
The Alleged Criminal:
Mitigating Factors: The alleged criminal was bored and Human Mommy should have known better than to take a nap in a location where a round of rambunctious zoomies/tail chase could and did occur.
The Verdict: Not Guilty by Reason of Cuteness
—Darth Vader, Cat Court Chief Justice
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Alleged Criminal cute or not the evidence is very clear and I would have leaned to guilty although criminal is cute so I think it would have ended in a hung jury
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Cat Law states that cuteness always overrides culpability. Purrs, Chief Justice DV
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That is what Angel Daisy Mae says too
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Sounds fair to us
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Cat Court is nothing if not fair to Cats. Purrs, Chief Justice Darth Vader
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You were framed.
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I WAS! Wasn’t me at all. Purrs, Apollo
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That’s the way it goes in the cat world. I always have healing boo-boos on my arms and legs from my crazy cat herd. The life of a cat mommy, right? 😹
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If Human Mommy hadn’t been in my way, this wouldn’t have happened. I didn’t intend to scratch her forehead—I just sort of crashed into her while I was chasing my own tail. Purrs, Apollo
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You are such a cutie!!! Well, in that case it couldn’t be helped, right? 😹
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oh my cod Apollo!!! did yoo pleed insanity!
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No, cuteness! Works every time in Cat Court. Purrs, Apollo
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