Month: October 2025

Ears up—listening to what you’re saying.

Ears down—thinking about what you just said.

It’s unfortunate you can’t move your ears, Humans.

It’s much harder to know what’s going on with you.

—Xena

Uncle Darth is right that this Halloween portrait setup leaves a lot to be desired.

Still, I think he could work with it.

—Apollo

Okay, I can see that you made an attempt to set up my Official Halloween Portrait, Humans.

But, really???

My pumpkin is as yet un-carved, my skeleton is awkwardly positioned, and, while some of the background leaves are the appropriate yellow color, others are still green, which doesn’t read autumn.

Fix this.

—Darth Vader

It’s nice how the Humans bring flora inside the house—it really brings the outdoors in.

Still, I wish they’d bring in some fauna, like some plump Birdies, playful Squirrels, or even some Field Mice.

That would truly add to the ambiance!

—Apollo

There are many different types of loaves.

I happen to be an Armrest Loaf.

—Lily

I’m just a Golden Boy…

…with a gorgeous, autumnal, golden background.

—Sunny

So, I know Stella is “using” me for her Chin Rest.

But that’s okay because Stella is my Number 1 Girl.

—Sunny

As a proper Princeling, I select only the most cushioned spots for my royal naps.

If there were a pea under my mattresses, you’d better believe I’d feel it and I would be most annoyed.

—Apollo

So the Humans have replaced my cone with a bagel, which is better…

…but still not good.

—Xena