Justice II

The Crime: Successfully liberating Temptations from their plastic encasement by knocking said encasement from the countertop at an angle and speed that dislodged the lid upon impact with the floor.

The Alleged Criminal: Apollo, bouncy, pouncy Kitten, aged 6 months

The Outcome: Dismissal

Judge’s Opinion: Liberating Temptations is not a crime under Cat Penal Code. The Court urges Human Mommy to refrain from bringing such spurious lawsuits in the future.

—Darth Vader, Cat Court Chief Justice

19 thoughts on “Justice II

    1. Auntie Lily came over right away and so did my BFF Xena. Sadly, Human Mommy heard the thunk of the treats hitting the floor and put all but a measly portion of them back in their original container.

      Note to self: Liberate treats when Humans are out.

      Purrs, Apollo

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    1. I KNOW! It’s ridiculous for Human Mommy to waste the Cat Court’s time with such spurious lawsuits. We are planning on charging her with something right after the court’s recess and early afternoon nap. Purrs, Cat Court Chief Justice Darth Vader

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