Month: November 2025

Look at me perfectly balanced atop the armrest, Human Mommy!

Surely I merit at least a Milk Bone for this fabulous trick.

—Sunny

Yes, I’m a Loaf, an angst-filled Loaf.

My Human Mommy has set the outdoor thermostat much too low and I am currently trapped in the house with an annoying, bouncy, pouncy, rapidly growing interloper.

My fluffy blanket should be dark to match my mood.

—Luna

When temperatures get chilly…

…nothing beats a warming cuddle with your Best Friend.

—Apollo and Xena

Human Mommy tells me I’m turning into a real Dreamboat…

…just like my Uncle Cosmo.

—Apollo

Not to brag but…

…the Venus de Milo has nothing on me.

—Lily

Ahem, Human Mommy! Have you not noticed that the Bouncy, Pouncy Not-So-Little-Anymore Cat is growing at an alarming rate?

Perhaps you could cut back on his Kibble rations to allow us Big Cats to enjoy our superior size awhile longer.

—Darth Vader and Luna

I look up to Uncle Darth Vader, not only because he’s sitting above me…

…but also because he’s the Elder Cat, who has much wisdom and Catting advice to share with a young fellow such as myself.

—Apollo

It’s important to learn to ask for what you want. Don’t expect others to read your mind.

For example, I’m in the mood for a Tummy Rub as I lounge in my buttery sun puddle, so I’ll ask for one.

Self-advocacy is key to happiness.

—Sunny

Good news—I figured out how to liberate the Temptations from the closed cabinet.

Bad news—the container was nearly empty, so it wasn’t exactly a big score.

—Apollo

We have run out of dental treats again because Human Mommy mistimed the Amazon order.

Fortunately, Human Daddy has gone to the market to get us an emergency pack.

Human Daddy is my hero.

—Cosmo