Month: November 2025

Uh oh! The back pillows on the couch tipped over, allegedly because we Guard Dogs were jumping on them too much.

So I guess I’m now king of the pillow fort.

— Sunny

For reasons known only to themselves, the Humans have started storing the Temptations in the kitchen cabinet instead of the countertop.

This is most inconvenient for me.

—Apollo

Human Mommy, I trust that you understand that, now that I have installed myself upon your lap, you are not to move…

…ever.

—Darth Vader

Does it still count as a family photo…

…if most of us are half asleep and we aren’t all facing the same direction?

—Sunny, Stella, Cosmo, and Xena

It has happened, Humans.

Your two individual Voids have merged into an incredibly powerful Super Void to conserve heat during the chilly months.

Bring us snacks before we have to deploy our powerful gravitational pull to absorb all the delicious comestibles in the kitchen.

—Darth Vader and Stella

No, Human Mommy, you may not join us on the couch.

Can’t you tell we’re holding an Important, Secretive, Inter-generational Cat Conference here?

—Apollo and Darth Vader

It’s only Tuesday, but it already feels like it’s been a long week, not least because all our meals have been served an hour late.

Thank Dog for naps!

—Cosmo

I am a tight Cat coil, both because it is chilly and because I don’t feel like interacting with anyone.

No one can penetrate my zone of isolation.

Especially not the Bouncy, Pouncy Young Interloper, not even if he pounces.

—Luna

Xena often brags about being the Best Chin Rest, but who is there when Xena needs a Chin Rest?

Me, I’m there. I’m a good and most obliging Doggo.

—Sunny

Did you overdo it a bit yesterday, the best day of the year, Halloween, when everything is about you as a magnificent, glossy House Panther?

Nothing a full-day snooze on top of your Human Mommy and next to your favorite Woofie and Co-Void can’t cure.

—Darth Vader