It’s important to put yourself in the right place at the right time.
For example, when the Humans are having subs, I always position myself under Human Mommy.
Human Mommy is much clumsier than Human Daddy, so this maximizes my chances of catching a morsel.
—Sunny
Daily Feline Wisdom 
You are wise in the ways of crumb-snatching, which is an undervalued art form.
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