Month: July 2026

As a Cat, it’s your duty to look a bit affronted when your Human Daddy forcibly scoops you up for a lap cuddle.

That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it, though.

—Lily

Happy 4th of July, Humans!

Kindly refrain from producing those loud booms, bangs, and pops that you often use to mark this holiday, as they might alarm my beloved Little Brother Neo.

We can’t have that, now can we?

—Apollo

This may look like many other photos Human Mommy has taken of me snoozing on my Cat Tree, but if you look more closely, you’ll see that my back paws are crossed.

This is a fancy nap.

—Neo

No more clickety-clackety typing for you, Human Mommy.

As you can see, we’ve taken over your work station.

Now why not make yourself useful by trotting downstairs to fetch us some treats?

—Senior Manager Lily and Junior Manager Neo

Are your Humans not responding promptly enough to your demands to venture outside?

Deploy a strong glare and get some divine back-up from your Goddess Sheba.

—Luna