Author: sevencatsandcounting

Human Mommy! HUMAN MOMMY!!!

The young interloper is interrupting my relaxing, restorative bath!

Do something about this or I will!

—Luna

What do you mean we make a fine matching pair, Human Mommy?!

The young interloper doesn’t resemble me to even the teensiest, eensiest degree!

—Luna

Well, yes, I am posing on my pedestal, Human Mommy.

How nice of you to notice finally.

—Luna

Human Daddy sometimes accuses us of squishing the back cushions on the couch.

Not our fault, Human Daddy!

The couch is obviously defective.

—Sunny, Stella, and Cosmo

What do you mean this squashed Cat Basket cushion looks uncomfortable, Human Mommy?

Have you ever slept in a Cat Basket? No?

Then how would you know?

—Apollo

I was taking a nap on Human Mommy’s lap, using my own paw as a pillow.

But then I realized that, as the Esteemed Elder Cat, I shouldn’t have to use my own paw.

So I took Human Mommy’s hand.

I trust she realizes that she is not getting her hand back any time soon.

—Darth Vader

Human Mommy made a New Year’s resolution to exercise more this year, but then she spent most of the day napping.

Maybe you should’ve resolved to nap more in 2026, Human Mommy. That seems like a more realistic goal for you.

—Luna

…and he scores!

Human Mommy says I’m a bit too young, but I think I’m ready to go pro.

—Apollo

I didn’t think I was doing anything noteworthy, just casually extending a front paw, but then the Paparazzi arrived and took a gajillion pictures of me.

I guess I’m just that irresistible.

—Apollo

Especially on chilly winter mornings…

…the warmest place to be is in the middle of the pack.

—Apollo