If you don’t feel like cooking dinner, Humans, that’s okay.

Just be sure to factor my appetite into your Grubhub/DoorDash order.
–Cosmo
If you don’t feel like cooking dinner, Humans, that’s okay.

Just be sure to factor my appetite into your Grubhub/DoorDash order.
–Cosmo
I love my bench but it is a wee bit tight for a Dog of my stature.

Fortunately, my Humans finally noticed and ordered me my own loveseat.
Hope it comes soon.
My current situation lacks in comfort.
–Cosmo
The chilly fall season is upon us.

Thank Cat for fires and for Human Daddy who sets them.
–Phelps
When you are healing…

…hugs and kisses are most welcome.
–Xena
When you’re not feeling your best, you can be stoic or…

…you can milk it for all it’s worth.
–Xena
You have worked all day, Human Mommy, yet what have you accomplished?

I, on the other Paw, have accomplished much.
–Amber
Little Xena is currently unavailable…

…so I have to rough it with a less desirable chin rest.
–Stella
The warm weather is waning.

Enjoy your final rolls on the sun-kissed grass.
–Cosmo
No offense, Human Mommy, but I think you’ve tortured the data more than long enough this weekend.

If it hasn’t confessed yet, you may need to rethink your technique.
–Lily
No, you may not join us, Human Mommy.

We are already comfortably installed on our bed.
If you were serious about napping, you would have started hours ago.
–Finnegan and Luna