Author: sevencatsandcounting

Is your Human Mommy performing clickety-clackety typing on a Saturday, interrupting your afternoon nap?

Glare until she cools it.

–Amber

A Tortie’s work is never finished!

Humans require constant supervision, especially when they are cleaning out their cupboards to ensure that they do not mistakenly dispose of your beloved Temptation treats.

–Sansa, Guest Contributor

Hello! My name is Sophie and I was recently adopted by some lovely folks who treat me like a Princess.

As a Good Doggo, though, I must acquaint myself with the household rules.

Humans, am I allowed to sit on this chair so that I can watch you while you’re eating dinner?

What’s that? This chair is now mine?

I am ever so pleased. Every Princess needs a throne, after all.

–Sophie, Guest Contributor

Treadmill, check.

Free weights, check.

Nap yoga, in progress.

–Lily

There are good pillows and then there are great pillows.

Xena is a great pillow.

–Sunny

It’s a lovely day to lounge around the Private-Members-Only-Meowie-and-Doggoe Club, isn’t it, Darth Vader?

It would be a lovely day, Sunny, but I placed my order for a chilled saucer of cream ages ago. We may need to look into hiring new, more efficient employees.

–Darth Vader

I might grab some tasty takeout outside or I might not.

Until I decide, these cans of wet food are mine.

–Luna

Despite what the Woofies and Humans may think, we Stair Toll Collectors do not discriminate.

The Toll applies to everyone, Woofies, Humans, and Cats included.

–Amber

All Tummy Rubs are good.

Friday Tummy Rubs are the BEST Tummy Rubs.

–Sunny

Human Mommy, are you trying to take yet another unauthorized photograph of the Lion King?

I’m about to call Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club security on you…

But, first, please do your best to get a good angle.

–Finnegan