Author: sevencatsandcounting

It was hard to sleep last night with all the booms and ka-booms!

Today, a nice long snooze is definitely in order.

–Sunny

Usually, the Humans are not allowed in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, because they are not Members.

There is, of course, an exception if they are working for the Club Members.

Here, Human Mommy is on duty as a cushion for an esteemed, founding Club Member.

She can stay.

–Darth Vader

It may be a holiday weekend for you, Humans, but not for us Guard Cats.

We Guard Cats take no holidays from guarding the homestead.

–Phelps

You want me to come inside, Humans, because there is a storm brewing?

But I am inside… Inside the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club.

Question: why are you inside the club, given that you are not members?

–Finnegan

It’s a hot day.

Best to settle in for a nap.

–Stella

No, I am not cute on this shelf and no I will not pose for a photo.

Unless you bribe me in Meow Mix…

Then we’ll talk.

–Luna

Kindly move, Human Mommy.

Your enormous shadow is interfering with my sunbathing.

–Luna

Oh, it’s HOT, Human Mommy! Please turn on the AC!

We are on the verge of melting like the Meowies.

–Cosmo et. al.

Human Mommy’s ankle makes for a kind of okayish chin rest, but it’s not nearly as good as Little Xena.

I hope Xena finishes her break soon and allows me to rest my enormous noggin on her perfectly sized flank.

–Cosmo

The weekend is not for working.

The weekend is for lazing.

–Phelps