Author: sevencatsandcounting

Yes, I know I am glorious.

I am glorying in my gloriousness.

–Darth Vader

My Humans are watching a movie while eating dinner.

I am not watching the movie because I have no dinner and must employ my Puppy eyes to remind the Humans that I’m starving, even though they’re distracted by the movie and their delicious smelling dinner.

–Cosmo

What’s the matter with Monday, Human Mommy?

It’s pretty pleasant if you spend it lounging in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club.

Oh wait, you’re not a member…

–Luna

Human Royals are fond of thrones.

Thrones are nice, but nothing beats a box.

–Amber, The Tortie Empress

The Woofies are allowed to be here, Humans, on their designated couch as they are (regretfully to some) members of the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

What are you Humans doing here?

You are not members and we all know you could never afford the Club fees, payable in tuna, catnip, Bitcoin and/or marrow bones.

Scram before I have to alert Club Security, aka the larger Woofie Members.

–Darth Vader

Hello! My name is Paulie. I rented this one-bedroom, open concept, unfurnished cottage for myself and my SO Molly.

Rent is low (free actually) but it’s not the best neighborhood. You have to watch out for clumsy Woofies, Meowies, and Meowies pretending to be stones.

–Paulie

Woofies, you may remain on my royal bed because I am magnanimous…

…and also because the wood floor is substantially cooler on this torrid day.

–Lily

You are posting to our blog extremely late, Human Mommy.

Your House Panther is supremely unimpressed.

–Darth Vader

The Humans have set the fan to oscillate.

Sometimes, it oscillates on me, which is nice and cooling.

But sometimes it oscillates away, and then I melt.

–Cosmo

Just to be clear, Woofies, this box is mine, as is the Kibble.

Really, everything is mine, but I will allow you to continue to lounge upon my rug because I am a magnanimous Tiger Queen.

–Lily