I might grab some tasty takeout outside or I might not.

Until I decide, these cans of wet food are mine.
–Luna
I might grab some tasty takeout outside or I might not.

Until I decide, these cans of wet food are mine.
–Luna
Despite what the Woofies and Humans may think, we Stair Toll Collectors do not discriminate.

The Toll applies to everyone, Woofies, Humans, and Cats included.
–Amber
All Tummy Rubs are good.

Friday Tummy Rubs are the BEST Tummy Rubs.
–Sunny
Human Mommy, are you trying to take yet another unauthorized photograph of the Lion King?
I’m about to call Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club security on you…

But, first, please do your best to get a good angle.
–Finnegan
There’s no better place for a siesta…

…than on Human Daddy’s pillow.
–Sunny
I’m a short-haired Dog but…

…my paws have an impressive cushion of fluff.
–Sunny
Lounging…

…like this…

…is not most definitely not…

…for amateurs.
–Phelps
Ha ha! That joke about Meowies was hysterical!

Tell it again, Human Daddy!
–Xena
I see you, Human Mommy, approaching me with a brush.

Back away now if you know what’s good for you.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
Friday is supposed to be a good day, but today Human Daddy gave me a BATH.

Today was a terrible day.
–Cosmo