I love you, Human Daddy.

I’d love a treat, too.
–Darth Vader
I love you, Human Daddy.

I’d love a treat, too.
–Darth Vader
It’s well and truly fall, Human Mommy.

Kindly remove the AC from our favorite Birdie TV screen NOW!
–Lily and Amber
My Little Sis Sansa thought that our Human Mommy made this bespoke crocheted throne for her.
Obviously, she was wrong.

The throne is mine.
–Arya, Guest Contributor
Thank you for my new crocheted Cat-sized throne, Human Mommy.

I know you meant it just for me and not for my sister Arya.
–Sansa
All aboard, mateys!

Let’s go catch some Fish!
–Captain Finnegan
Oh my, this new bed is very comfortable. I’m sure Human Daddy intended it for me, seeing as how I’m his favorite.

Strange, though, how it smells of Woofie…
–Amber
As the Senior Cat, it is my duty to mentor the younger generation on important issues…

…like effective tuna procurement, Woofie relations, and naps.
–Phelps
The Pack and I always have big plans for the weekend.

First on the agenda: Big Saturday Nap.
–Cosmo
Two beds…

…are better than one.
–Sunny
How grand it is to lounge in the early autumn sun…

…on a bed of velvety grass.
–Finnegan