Do you want a seat, Humans?

That is too bad as there is no room left on this futon.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Do you want a seat, Humans?

That is too bad as there is no room left on this futon.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Yes, I am loudly purring at you, Human Mommy, from atop my lofty perch, but I am also glaring.

We Cats are Masters of Mixed Messaging.
–Finnegan
When Xena is unavailable, Cosmo makes for a satisfactory chin rest…

…though he is a trifle too high for my taste.
–Stella
I am indeed a CelibriCat…

…given that footlughts light up automatically beneath my exquisite paws.
–Luna
Even Obligate Carnivores, such as myself…

…appreciate a side of fresh, spring greens.
–Darth Vader
Sure, I love snuggling in my perfectly sized Dog bed, but I’m always happy to lend it to Stella.

I won’t ever tell her that she’d be more comfortable in a larger bed.
I am most chivalrous.
–Sunny
I’m a House Panther. I am not a footrest.

Well…

Sometimes I act as a footrest.
–Darth Vader
Papa Cosmo is ever so tall!

Sometimes he doesn’t even notice when I’m right under him.
–Xena
I hear it’s officially spring, but it’s still mighty chilly in my neck of the woods.

Thank Dog for fires!
–Cosmo
The top perch of the Second Most Sacred Cat Tree is the best perch…

…but sometimes it gets a bit lonely.
–Finnegan