Author: sevencatsandcounting

Monday will never find me…

…if I stay nice and quiet in my hiding spot.

–Sunny

It’s a fine day to sunbathe, isn’t it Miss Stella?

Well, yes Mr. Sunny. It surely is.

–Sunnt and Stella

But of course my life is more luxurious than yours, Humans.

I am the King and you are my servants.

–Phelps

Pounce mode activated.

That’s right, Human Mommy.

The only way to deactivate Pounce Mode is to scuttle down to the kitchen to fetch the Ferocious Pouncer some decanted tuna, packed in water, not oil, as we’ve made clear in the past.

–Amber

This show is boring, Human Daddy.

Can you change the channel please?

Preferably to Animal Planet.

–Xena

Welcome to the Cat Spa.

Acupuncture-enhanced massages are our specialty.

–Lily

I’m a Cool Cat.

Are you as cool as me?

No, you can’t be…

Because I’m the coolest.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

You’ve got stuff to do this Monday, Human Mommy? Me too! My schedule is pretty packed…

For example, I have to bask for at least an hour with these friendly rainbows.

–Sunny

Is fall coming soon?

I’m tired of melting.

–Cosmo

I’m relaxing, just minding my own business, but the furs on the back of my neck are standing up.

I feel someone watching me.

–Cosmo