Author: sevencatsandcounting

No, Human Mommy, it’s not yet Hump Day; it’s only Hump Day Eve.

I sense this is going to be a long week for you.

–Lily

Here I am, prettily resting my chin against the edge of the second highest platform of the Most Sacred Cat Tree.

Don’t slack off, though, Human Mommy.

Capable Cat Managers, such as myself, are perfectly able to supervise our Human Employees even while catching a snooze.

–Amber

What do you mean we’re out of treats, Human Daddy?!

Fix this.

–Darth Vader

I love you, Human Daddy.

I’d love a treat, too.

–Darth Vader

It’s well and truly fall, Human Mommy.

Kindly remove the AC from our favorite Birdie TV screen NOW!

–Lily and Amber

My Little Sis Sansa thought that our Human Mommy made this bespoke crocheted throne for her.

Obviously, she was wrong.

The throne is mine.

–Arya, Guest Contributor

Thank you for my new crocheted Cat-sized throne, Human Mommy.

I know you meant it just for me and not for my sister Arya.

–Sansa

All aboard, mateys!

Let’s go catch some Fish!

–Captain Finnegan

Oh my, this new bed is very comfortable. I’m sure Human Daddy intended it for me, seeing as how I’m his favorite.

Strange, though, how it smells of Woofie…

–Amber

As the Senior Cat, it is my duty to mentor the younger generation on important issues…

…like effective tuna procurement, Woofie relations, and naps.

–Phelps