The Crime: Successfully liberating Temptations from their plastic encasement by knocking said encasement from the countertop at an angle and speed that dislodged the lid upon impact with the floor.
The Alleged Criminal: Apollo, bouncy, pouncy Kitten, aged 6 months
The Outcome: Dismissal
Judge’s Opinion: Liberating Temptations is not a crime under Cat Penal Code. The Court urges Human Mommy to refrain from bringing such spurious lawsuits in the future.
—Darth Vader, Cat Court Chief Justice
Behold, a new Box!
No matter what the Big Cats say, it’s mine, all mine!
—Apollo
I’m not doing anything of note. I’m just looking magnificent as I always do.
Feel free to admire me and, better yet, bring me snacks to demonstrate your admiration.
—Darth Vader
Human Mommy’s been telling me for years that I’m the Bestest Doggo.
It took me awhile, but eventually I started to believe her.
—Sunny
Are you still a loaf if you let your tail drape?
Asking for a friend.
—Apollo
I was planning on a nap but the furs on the back of my neck are standing up the way they sometimes do when there’s an imminent threat.
I hope I don’t get pounced on by the bouncy, pouncy little Meowie who isn’t even so little anymore.
—Cosmo
Don’t be greedy!
Sun puddles always feel best when you share them.
—Sunny and Xena
No, I’m not “up” to anything, Human Mommy. Why do you always assume the worst?
Can’t a Kitten with advanced computer skills just hang out innocently next to your laptop?
Speaking of, can you open your laptop?
I’m a whiz at Python, but I lack opposable thumbs.
—Apollo
I have an important question, Human Mommy.
Is lunch happening today?
—Cosmo
I’m in my lanky phase…
…and I’ve got legs for days.
—Apollo
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