Author: sevencatsandcounting

To those who say I’m not a Lap Dog…

…I strongly disagree.

—Cosmo

I’ve got a hugely busy schedule between all the bouncing, pouncing, supervising, and Guard Catting I pack into a day.

Good thing Xena’s stepped up to be my personal trainer so that I remain in tip-top form.

—Apollo

Good thing Xena recruited me for the night watch!

Xena’s got a great Sniffer, but I can see in the dark much better than she can!

—Apollo

Upside-down is not simply a position.

It’s a lifestyle.

—Darth Vader

I like napping with you, Sunny.

I like napping with you, too, Little Apollo…

…especially because you don’t pounce on me when you’re asleep.

—Apollo and Sunny

Looks like you grabbed yourself a snack, Human Mommy.

Do you know who else would like a snack?

Us! We’re practically starving over here!

—Cosmo, Stella, Xena, and Sunny

The Crime: Aggravated Laceration of Human Forehead during Rambunctious Round of Zoomies/Tail Chase

The Alleged Criminal:

Mitigating Factors: The alleged criminal was bored and Human Mommy should have known better than to take a nap in a location where a round of rambunctious zoomies/tail chase could and did occur.

The Verdict: Not Guilty by Reason of Cuteness

—Darth Vader, Cat Court Chief Justice

Are we going somewhere fun, Human Daddy? I hope we’re going somewhere fun…

…but I think we’re going to the Vet.

—Xena

The air is getting a bit nippy.

Time to snuggle up tightly to conserve heat.

—Lily

Human Daddy thought that I could get a better view in the Private, Members-Only, Cat and Woofie Club if I were up higher, so he brought my new Cat Tree out for me.

Human Daddy’s right that the view is better from up high, but it would be better still if he’d just open the door so that I can ROAM.

—Apollo