Human Daddy thought that I could get a better view in the Private, Members-Only, Cat and Woofie Club if I were up higher, so he brought my new Cat Tree out for me.
Human Daddy’s right that the view is better from up high, but it would be better still if he’d just open the door so that I can ROAM.
I sprained my right front paw and the Humans have sent me to the Private Members-Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, to recuperate.
The Humans believe that there are fewer opportunities for mischief in the Club, but I’m sure I’ll come up with something.