Author: sevencatsandcounting

Great Ornithologists dream of…

…birds and flying.

–Luna

What’s that, Human Mommy?

You want to straighten up the bedroom by changing out the muddy bedspreads?

Please don’t! That would be most disruptive to our current relaxation session.

–Tucker Jr. and Mildred, Guest Contributors

Poor Maple Ann!

It must be difficult to enjoy brunch with so much barking.

–Darth Vader

This salad is so good!

I’ll probably regurgitate a portion of it on the living room rug.

Totally worth it.

–Stella

Got too much wax in your ears?

Nothing a trip to Xena’s salon can’t fix!

–Sunny

I expect a generous tip for this.

–Xena

You have snacks, Humans.

Where are my snacks?

Oh, yum.

This is good.

–Quicksilver

When the Humans return from the market, it is my job to smell the purchases carefully…

…in order to figure out…

…what they bought for me.

–Xena

It is good to have a guard tower…

…even one that gets your paws wet…

…in order to protect your Stone Circle against interlopers.

–Finnegan

I don’t understand why Human Daddy insists on reading the ingredients’ list…

Just give me one of those biscuits, Human Daddy! In a single sniff, I’ll know its composition.

If it’s good, I’ll eat it.

–Cosmo

The best seat is the one right next to your Human masseuse.

–Sunny