We Cats do not like change and have explained this to our Humans yet they go on making unacceptable, unauthorized changes like moving OUR office to a different room.
We have made our opinion of this change clear by refusing to supervise Human Mommy for the past week.
Today, though, we concluded that she desperately requires supervision, so we are back to our managerial roles.
Sullenly.
—Lily
There’s still plenty of room for you on the bed, Human Mommy…
…just not on your regular side.
—Cosmo, et. al.
No, Humans, there’s no room for you on the swing right now.
Xena and I are enjoying some quality Girl bonding time by giving each other spa treatments like rejuvenating ear licks.
—Stella
I’m the Best Chin Rest for others, but Sunny is the Best Chin Rest for me…
…mostly because I can’t serve as my own Chin Rest.
—Xena
It’s just the best to sleep in on Saturday in a ray of buttery sun…
…knowing that you have the whole weekend ahead of you.
—Sunny
This basket may look too small but it certainly is not…
…because I am ever so flexible.
—Lily
I had not one but two teeth pulled by the dentist today.
It was most unpleasant, but now I am home and recuperating as only a Puppy Princess can.
—Xena
Hey, Darth, it looks like Human Mommy’s having seconds on dinner.
Mind using one of your Murder Mittens to grab me a morsel?
You’re closer and, as the Elder Meowie, you won’t even get in trouble.
—Cosmo
I know you really want me to jump up on the couch with you, Human Mommy, as evidenced by all the kissy-kissy noises you’re making at me.
But, right now, I feel very comfortable resting my chin here.
—Sunny
It sure is fun to watch Humans come and go, isn’t it, Papa Cosmo?
Yes, Little Xena, it’s fun, but don’t forget that it’s also our job.
We are in charge of the whole street.
—Xena and Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 