You just know it’s going to be a grand day…

…when your Meowie BFF head-butts your pretty Puppy nose.
—Xena
You just know it’s going to be a grand day…

…when your Meowie BFF head-butts your pretty Puppy nose.
—Xena
Unsolicited cuddles…

…one of the many burdens of being furry, irresistible, and portable.
—Darth Vader
Not everything requires the attention of the whole Guard Dog Team.

Major tree work happening across the street is one of the things that does.
—Cosmo, Xena, Stella, and Sunny
Excuse me, Human Mommy!

The Chin Rest you created for me is a bit too high.

Ah, much better.
—Stella
Why?

Just why?!
—Sunny
Humans attempt to stretch while fully awake.

This is a mistake as we Cat Yogis know that nothing enhances flexibility like a good snooze.
—Luna
When my beloved Stella wants the whole window seat cushion, I give her the whole cushion.

That’s what good guys do.
—Sunny
Will the summer ever end?

It’s just too Doggone hot for us Doggoes!
—Cosmo and Stella
I see you are attempting to give yourself a manicure, Human Mommy.

In my extensive experience, furnitures works much better than emery boards to shape one’s claws.
But you do you.
—Amber
No, Humans, I am not lazing.

I am mindfully luxuriating.

You’d understand the difference if you were a cat.
—Darth Vader