The Humans finally removed the ginormous AC unit that was blocking our favorite Birdie TV screen, but they forgot to open the blinds and draw back the curtain.
Fix this, Humans, before we Cats have to take it upon ourselves to dismantle yet another blind!
—Lily
Looks like you’re taking off to visit Grammy Cat and Grampaw, Human Mommy.
I’ll miss you, but I do know that Human Daddy will procure a rotisserie chicken for at least one of the nights you’re gone.
If we’re lucky, we may even get a bucket from KFC.
—Cosmo
Don’t dare even think about straightening the sheets, Human Mommy.
Can’t you see you’ve missed your window?
—Luna
Little Xena and I are very helpful in the setting of fires.
We’re not sure how we’re helping, but we’re sure that we are.
—Stella
I saw several Amazon boxes arrive today, Human Mommy, yet not one of them contained the decorative ghosts, bats, spiders, and orange string lights I requested ages ago.
Have you even started thinking about my Official Halloween Portrait?!
—Darth Vader
It’s a true sign that the season is changing when the Lion King elects to curl up for a cozy nap inside…
…inside of prowling through his outdoor Savanna.
—Finnegan
Why is little Xena on your lap in the gazebo, while I am locked outside?
Sure, she’s cute, but don’t you love me, your firstborn Dog son?
—Cosmo
Are you almost done with your huffety-puffety cycling, Human Mommy?
I need to get going on my nap cycling routine.
—Lily
Need a taste tester for that chicken you just grilled outside, Human Daddy?
I would be happy to oblige.
—Cosmo
Nothing beats the warmth of a crackly fire…
…on your glossy, velveteen coat.
—Stella
