No, Humans, this absolutely cannot serve as my Official 2023 Halloween Portrait.
Why? you ask.
First, you took it from too far away and then zoomed in, which diminished its sharpness.
Second, the pumpkins are too much in the background and haven’t even been properly carved yet.
Third, I am in Egyptian pose and I did Egyptian pose last year.
We don’t want a repeat, do we?
—Darth Vader
I’m trying really hard not to be jealous.
I am not succeeding.
—Xena
How did I become so magnificent?
A regular exercise routine, a diet rich in protein—though, the Humans could increase the serving size—and plenty of sleep, though not an exaggerated amount like the Meowies.
—Cosmo
It looks like you going out to run errands, Human Daddy.
Don’t forget the Temptations!
—Darth Vader
We have different backgrounds, personalities, and preferences but…
…we are united in our love of the marvelous Sleeping Cloud.
Thank you, Grammy Cat!
—Sunny, Phelps, Lily, and Stella
Fall is here…
…and my crackly fire is nothing short of delightful.
—Phelps
You forgot to pick up bread at the market, Human Daddy?
That is unfortunate for your sandwich-making plans…
…but don’t even consider slicing us.
We are Cat loaves not bread loaves and our Murder Mittens will deploy if you come too close.
—Phelps and Luna
I trust that the delicious smelling pot of chicken and rice is for me.
Right, Humans?
—Cosmo
The cold months are coming soon.
Photosynthesize as long as you can.
—Luna
Is your Human Mommy spending too much time on her phone?
You’re perfectly justified in poking in your muzzle, face, and skritchable ears to remind her of her priorities.
—Sunny
Daily Feline Wisdom 