Author: sevencatsandcounting

Ahem, Humans! It is already cool enough, yet the bulky AC continues to impede my preferred Birdie TV viewing screen.

Take care of this NOW!!!

—Amber

Sure, we Cats have an impressively long battery life.

But it’s still important to charge us to ensure optimal purr motor performance and prevent accidental Murder Mitten deployment.

—Lily

Today is Sunday and brunch happened but it wasn’t ordinary brunch.

It was homemade beef and rice brunch AND we got two servings.

Today was the most excellent Sunday in recent memory.

—Cosmo

When Xena goes in for a lap cuddle, the paparazzi don’t always react.

But when I do the exact same thing, you can barely see for all the flashbulbs going off.

—Cosmo

I am quite fond of my swinging bench…

…but it is getting a bit chilly out.

Ahhh, that’s better! Now, fetch me some refreshments, Humans.

—Phelps

If one of your employees is not performing up to her potential, it behooves you, as the Cat Manager, to provide feedback in a performance discussion.

Emails work but these discussions tend to be more effective in-Cat.

—Amber

No, I don’t want tomatoes.

Use your noggin, Human Mommy!

—Darth Vader

Uh-oh…. The Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest, SCARIEST, Boss Meowie has installed himself on the Sleeping Cloud right behind me.

Don’t be scared, Sunny. You are the least objectionable Woofie due to your obsequiousness.

In fact, I’ve become rather fond of you.

—Sunny and Phelps

Sometimes, I ponder things, like whether I could become even cuter.

I don’t think so, but maybe I should try to develop my cuteness even further.

—Xena