Author: sevencatsandcounting

Last night was just terrible with the lightening and constant booms of thunder.

I’m going to require a long period of both physical and psychological recuperation next to my beloved Stella.

—Sunny

Human Mommy made a delicious-smelling quiche but told me I couldn’t have a slice because it contains ingredients that aren’t good for Doggoes.

Why did you use such ingredients, Human Mommy?

And on my birthday, no less!

—Cosmo

Yes, I know I’m unbelievably handsome. How could I not?

Still, your lack of restraint in taking my photo is becoming tiresome, Human Mommy.

As I keep explaining, cave time is my private time.

—Finnegan

If you don’t spend some of your weekend as a loaf…

…you are not doing it right.

—Lily

Empresses outrank queens. This is a well known fact.

This is why the Tortie Empress lounges upon the superior window seat while the Tiger Queen is relegated to the much inferior printer for her afternoon snooze.

—Amber

I’m happy that my Human brought me City Barbecue…

…but I’ll be absolutely ecstatic once she dispenses the brisket from the bag.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Human Mommy, it’s still way too hot!

Can’t you please turn down the outdoor thermostat?

—Cosmo

If it weren’t so hot, I’d be perched in a outdoor tree, waiting for a plump, playful Birdie to fly by.

Fortunately, Human Daddy created this indoor tree for me.

Now, if only he’d supply me with some indoor Birdies, too…

—Finnegan

You know it’s hot when the Sun Worshipping Felines melt inside…

…despite the AC running on max.

—Lily

I thought Labor Day was the end of summer.

So how do you explain the temperatures in the high 90s with a heat index of 100?

Or the fact that your beloved Hound is melting?

—Cosmo