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No, Humans, you may not take the laundry the rest of the way downstairs.

You parked it here and I claimed it as my new bed.

You may not move it until I say so.

—Lily

Human Daddy! Human DADDY!!!

Apollo and I require your attention!

—Xena and Apollo

The Crime: Embezzlement of a pack of Cat Treats from the countertop to benefit an obviously starving Woofie

The Alleged Criminal: Apollo, Social Justice Warrior, aged 6 months

The Verdict: Not Guilty by reason of the treats not being the kind preferred by Cats and therefore fair game to embezzle for the benefit of the Woofies

—Darth Vader, Cat Court Chief Justice

There’s a chill in the air.

This calls for an extra cozy nap.

—Lily

It’s true, Human Mommy, we’ve got a lot of legs going on over here, but we are not a furry octopus.

We are a furry dodecapus. Do the math.

—Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny

From time to time, individual Voids should engage in a mind meld.

This ensures that our gravitational pulls remain in alignment should we choose to combine our forces into a Super Void.

—Darth Vader and Stella

The Crime: Successfully liberating Temptations from their plastic encasement by knocking said encasement from the countertop at an angle and speed that dislodged the lid upon impact with the floor.

The Alleged Criminal: Apollo, bouncy, pouncy Kitten, aged 6 months

The Outcome: Dismissal

Judge’s Opinion: Liberating Temptations is not a crime under Cat Penal Code. The Court urges Human Mommy to refrain from bringing such spurious lawsuits in the future.

—Darth Vader, Cat Court Chief Justice

Behold, a new Box!

No matter what the Big Cats say, it’s mine, all mine!

—Apollo

I’m not doing anything of note. I’m just looking magnificent as I always do.

Feel free to admire me and, better yet, bring me snacks to demonstrate your admiration.

—Darth Vader

Human Mommy’s been telling me for years that I’m the Bestest Doggo.

It took me awhile, but eventually I started to believe her.

—Sunny