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Human Daddy said he would serve us Kibble “soon,” but it’s been over five minutes and nothing has happened.

Human Daddy has a very different understanding of the word “soon” than us Doggoes.

—Cosmo and Xena

Sunday brunch is a great time to catch up with friends.

Don’t feel bad about a digging into a meal that doesn’t exactly conform to your strict, Paleo, gluten-free diet, inspired by your Lion cousins.

Everyone deserves a cheat day and Sunday is yours.

—Finnegan

It’s great to catch a good snooze on a Saturday…

…but I do hope Papa Cosmo wakes up soon so that we can engage in some Paw-to-Paw combat training, attempt to herd the Meowies, play Chase, or maybe just catch a Squirrel show out the bay window.

—Xena

To answer your question, Human Mommy, yes, I’m starving…

…and no, I haven’t eaten for years.

—Darth Vader

I’ve already made it clear that Sunny is my favorite Chin Rest, but I do like to have options.

For example, Cosmo is a solid choice when I want to camouflage myself and stretch out my neck muscles.

—Stella

I’m not sure why Human Mommy performs her huffy, puffy clomping atop my treadmill…

…but I do appreciate her effort, as it warms up the surface nicely for my mid-afternoon snooze.

—Amber

Cat Managers know that sometimes the only way to motivate employees…

…is by sitting on them.

—Amber

A Cat Tree Trifecta does not happen often but when it does…

…you should count yourself very, very lucky.

—Finnegan, Darth Vader, and Amber

There are many pleasant activities one can do on a Sunday.

Sun puddle snooze is the top of my personal list.

—Finnegan

It’s not the most popular opinion, but I sincerely believe that Sunny is a better Chin Rest than Xena…

…mostly on account of him being too polite to move.

—Stella