On a grey, rainy day, there are many things that you can do…
…but only one thing that you should do.
—Phelps
To do
Sunday Afternoon
It’s early Sunday afternoon, Humans, and I have just one question for you.
Am I getting brunch and/or lunch?
I would very much appreciate lunch and/or brunch.
—Cosmo
Cat Plant
Congratulations, Humans! You have grown a Cat.
Please note that your Cat Plant does NOT require watering.
You must apply fertilizer, frequently and generously, in the form of Temptations, tuna, and chilled cream to wash it all down.
—Luna
TDIF
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Start of your weekend on the right paw with a relaxing flank scritch.
—Cosmo
Dreamy
Describe your dream chocolate bar.
As dark and as decadent as possible.
Obviously.
—Darth Vader
Mine
This is not your laptop, Human Mommy. It’s not even a shared workstation.
It’s mine, all mine.
Now make yourself useful by fetching me a snack of tuna and a refreshing saucer of cool cream.
—Amber
Warmup
It’s extremely important to warmup for your nightly sleep…
…by performing an early evening snooze.
—Sunny
Monetization
Ahem, Temptations Corporation! I am a noted Feline Influencer and I am once again influencing my many, many followers to consume your delicious product.
The least you can do is pay me, preferably in Temptations.
—Louis
Options
Phelps can really hog the only acceptable perching stone at the beloved park fountain bar.
Fortunately there are nearby options like the new Sushi vending machine…
…which Human Daddy finally remembered to stock with Fishies.
—Darth Vader
Unobtrusive
Nothing to see here, Birdies. Nothing but a highly unobtrusive gray stone, shading herself under the maple tree.
What’s that, Birdies? You don’t recall there being a stone here yesterday?
Well, you know Human Daddy has been doing a lot of landscaping.
He must have placed the highly unobtrusive gray stone here as a subtle decorative element and as a prime place for Birdies to perch.
—Luna
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