And now Human Mommy is consorting with Grammy Cat’s Puppy neighbor?!

Fritz, Grammy Cat’s Puppy Neighbor
Unacceptable. Utterly unacceptable.
–Sunny and the Pack
And now Human Mommy is consorting with Grammy Cat’s Puppy neighbor?!

Fritz, Grammy Cat’s Puppy Neighbor
Unacceptable. Utterly unacceptable.
–Sunny and the Pack
Ever have a good vibe going on your fence…

…only to have it ruined by a Woofy woofing loudly?
–Luna
The ugly rumor was true–Human Mommy did abandon us to visit Grammy Cat. But even worse, she is consorting with OTHER Doggoes.

We are not pleased. Not pleased at all.
–Sunny et al
When you are as handsome and well-known as I am, you have to get used to paparazzi everywhere, all the time.

It’s one of the sacrifices of being a CelebriCat.
–Phelps
To photosynthesize effectively, you must stretch out fully…

…to maximize your sun absorption area.
–Luna
I’ve heard an ugly rumor that Human Mommy is abandoning us for more days than I have paws to visit Grammy Cat.

I hope this isn’t true and it’s just an example of what Humans call fake news.
–Sunny
Everyone appreciates the Sleeping Cloud Grammy Cat got for Sunny…

…but Stella and I are true Cloudophiles.
–Lily
I’m magnificent…

…and I know it.
–Darth Vader
Human Daddy has headed out to procure foodstuffs, so that means I’m in charge.

Don’t worry, Human Daddy. I’m a great First Officer.
–Cosmo
A weighted blanket is better than nothing…

…but a weighted Panther is far superior.
–Darth Vader